There’s a new Batman in the town, but is his reveal the ultimate bat-tease?
X-MEN #1WRITER: Brian WoodART: Olivier CoipelPublication Date: May 29, 2013Price: $3.99Publisher: Marvel ComicsUPC: 75960607924700111Buy it HEREThe role of female characters and creators diminishes over the years for some unknown reasons. When a book stars a female, or if Gail Simone publishes a new book, tumblr explodes with glee.
This book, is certainly no exception to that rule, as popular writer Brian Wood (
The Massive, Star Wars, Mara) relaunches
X-Men at number one.
Starring in the book are Psylocke, Rachel Summers, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Rogue and the return of Jubilee.
Jubilee’s a mom now, that is to say she’s the adopted mother to an orphaned baby. She’s on here way back to the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning with the tyke when she realizes she’s being followed and calls home for help.
This book has all of the elements of great comics,
X-Men or otherwise. An orphaned baby with powers that may hold the secret to mankind’s survival, the best train scene we’ve seen since Skyfall, and a billion year old mystery to be solved with Caselli and his sister, Arkea Prime.
Oh, and there’s a Doop cameo.
So far Bendis has done
Uncanny and
All-New X-Men right, and here comes along Brian Wood to add to the modern mythos. This is for certain the book people will be talking about most this week.
CHEW #34WRITER: John LaymanART: Rob GuilloryPublication Date: May 29, 2013Price: $2.99Publisher: Image ComicsUPC: 70985300808803411Buy it HEREThis cover ships with three covers!
No, no no, silly, not three variant covers available from exclusive retailer, three covers on your book, with the cut along the lines marks so that you, the comic collector can play the interchangeable face game with the covers.
ComiXology customers will have to use their imagination on this gimmick cover that is the direct opposite of your comic shipping in a bag, it’s asking, nay, begging for you to take scissors to your cover!
Do you have the guts…or another $2.99 to spend? Layman and Guillory continue to have fun with this detective book from the lettering to the cover concepts and sneaky inside jokes. This issue has Olive donning a Mike Norton
Battlepug shirt.
We’re 4/5ths of the way through the Bad Apples storyline, wherein our hero Tony Chu is hunting down the Vampire Cibopath. His hunt leads him to Eastern Europe, an undisclosed location that could be Transylvania.
This issue serves us up a plate of new food-related powers including one guy that can string guitars with pasta noodles. Admittedly, not a very useful power but he looks like Slash so that’s cool. Senator David Eccles is a Bromaformutare—meaning his head transforms into the last thing he ate. On his campaign trail, he first looks like Mayor McCheese but takes a bite out of an apple pie before his speech is over. That is one way to get votes in the Chew-verse. Also, this can get you in trouble if you are literally what you eat in the
Chew-verse where chicken is illegal.
This book is consistently great and surprising, and the schedule ships toward the end of each month. Just as I’m getting full from a month’s worth of comics, I always find room for
Chew!
EARTH 2 ANNUAL #1WRITER: James RobinsonART: Cafu / Julius Gopez / Cam SmithPublication Date: May 29, 2013Price: $4.99Publisher: DC ComicsBuy it HEREIt all seemed right. I mean, I’m not buying issues of
Earth 2regularly, but I’m hip to the concept.
Earth 2 is the closest we’ll get to Elseworlds in the New 52 so you an imagine how I nearly made a boom tube when the solicits were shoving a new Batman my way. I’d already bought the action figure in my mind because the design was equal parts Batman Beyond,
Flashpoint Thomas Wayne Batman and Alex Ross
Kingdom Come Batman.
Spoiler warning - if you desperately want to know the identity of the Earth 2 Batman, you won’t find him here. Batman stays on the sidelines as we watch the origin of Captain Atom and briefly see some action with Kirby Fourth World creations Mister Miracle and Big Barda.
James Robinson is a great writer, and the art by Cafu (
T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents) is amazing. Sure, not everyone buys these Annuals, but I feel completely duped by DC Editorial promising something (for a hefty $5, noless) and not delivering.
I’ve no gripe with the Captain Atom origin or the Barda, Scott Free and Hawkgirl cameos but I bought this book under false pretenses. Marketing led me to believe an alternate version of the Dark Knight would be revealed. He was there and he fought a bit, but we are no closer to knowing the man behind the mask. This was a miscalculation, I can’t imagine I’m the only one feeling this way. I don’t care about the
Earth 2 continuity a year after it’s launch but thought this might lead me in.
No way am I enthusiastic about getting the next issue to have the same bait and switch happen. This was a $5 trick you played on me, DC. I’m not happy.
